Shop Policies

By Purchasing, You Agree and Understand the Following:

  • Please check FAQ for sizing details, care instructions, t-shirt type and material, type of ink used in designs, design printing color variations, returns, exchanges, and cancellations.
  • I currently only ship within the United States.
  • I am not responsible for lost/stolen mail.
  • The estimated delivery time for most products is around 4-7 days, plus or minus a few days in production. (Production and shipping times can differ from this estimate).


  • Processing Time: Usually varies, but is typically between 3-4 business days.
  • Estimated Delivery Time: While each piece of apparel or item varies, arrival time is typically between 4-7 business days. 
  • Customs & Import Taxes: You are responsible for customs and import taxes. But, don’t worry, they are typically applied for you at check out under taxes
  • Payment Options: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club, ELO as well as Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and Google Pay are accepted. 

Lost or Missing Items

  • I am not responsible for lost/stolen mail. I will declare an item missing if it’s at least 20 days past due for delivery. In the case this happens, God forbid, please contact me at and we can try to work something out as far as replacing, refunding, or offering discounts. 

Packing & Wrapping

  • High-quality poly-mailer bags, paper envelopes, and cardboard boxes in a variety of sizes (for larger orders).

Quantity Selector

  • (For Limited Edition Items) Although the quantity selector allows you to increase to almost any number, limited edition items cannot be bought past the number available. 

Do You Accept Cancellations?

  • I do, but they have to be in a timely manner (within an hour of order) and are not always guaranteed (even if it's in a timely manner). Please contact me ASAP at to inquire about a cancellation.

Do You Accept Returns?

  • This shop and all its products have a “no returns or exchanges” policy, but please contact me by email at if you encounter any problems with your order.

Is the Beer, Sunglasses, and/or (any other prop item in feature photos) Included with Purchase?

  • Unfortunately not.